I try to be funnier than I am.
I wear high heels to inappropriate places.
"Hey lets go to the beach!" "Wait... Abbey wore 5 inch heels..."
And I'm 5'8"... So I always get the comment "why would you wear heels you're already so tall!"
And my boyfriend is 5'2".
Call me crazy but I simply think every outfit looks better with a pair of heels.